“What they say - I’m a Super Affiliate . What they really mean - I have bondage mask, leather cape, spandex body suit, latex gloves and a can of Crisco in my dorm room closet to prove it. ...”

How the top affiliate programs market their wares
Date:	Fri, 9 Oct 2009 11:52:34 GMT
Publisher:	Scott Wiseman
Web Site:	http://clickconversion.net/
Email:	marktaylor53@gmail.com
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1. What they say - I make $100K per month in PPC Marketing with Copeac . What they really mean - I still live with my mom and dad because I spend all of my money on $350 an ounce hydroponic weed. 2. What they say - Look at this payment proof picture of my earnings check . What they really mean - My little sister in middle school is really good at Photoshop and I had here chop this picture for me. 3. What they say - Affiliate marketing pays my bills and then some . What they really mean - In reality, I have no bills (see #1) because I live in my parents basement. 4. What they say - I bought a Lexus from PPC marketing and now all the girls at school want to ride to lunch with me . What they really mean - I have a small penis but I bought a penis extender kit and a bottle of Viagra from some Russian spam email. 5. What they say - You can get rich like me if you follow my “Super Affiliate” techniques . What they really mean - Somebody please buy my e-book on clickbank because I’m running low on hydroponic weed that I need to be stoned to come up with crazy ideas for my new e-book. 6. What they say - I made my first million in PPC/SEM before I was out of college . What they really mean - I still haven’t taken my basic math courses because I spent $3 million on Adwords to make $1 million. 7. What they say - I’m so cool, someone made a cartoon character of me . What they really mean - I spent the money my parents sent me for Clearasil pimple creme on Adwords so I couldn’t take a real picture. 8. What they say - PPC Marketing is so super easy . What they really mean - Ask my parents about the $9000 per month Google Adwords charges on their credit card. 9. What they say - I make so much money online I dropped out of college . What they really mean - I couldn’t afford my tuition this semester because I spent my student loan on Adwords and hydroponic weed and my parents cancelled my credit card. 10. What they say - I’m a Super Affiliate . What they really mean - I have bondage mask, leather cape, spandex body suit, latex gloves and a can of Crisco in my dorm room closet to prove it.

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